NeoXcloudX's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Happy Wheels]

So wrong but hillarious!!

For everyone who can't get over that gap, use the viet war bum in the wheel chair to get across. Hit space and he'll fly like an F-15 across the sky. XD Mine blew to pieces right when i hit the finish line blocks!

[Clock Defense]

OK game

It gets boring around level 13 or so. An easy trick to winning this is just to upgrade speed, and then power. After that, you simply just aim at the lower right of the screen, then click, click, click...and keep clicking until you get carpel tunnel syndrome from all that clicking.

[Zombie Apocalypse Quiz]

75%

If a zombie outbreak happened, I'd get a truck, load it with as much gas and supplies (especially seeds as i can find from some gas station or store off some rest stop that doesn't really have a city nearby. I wouldn't need to worry about traffic congestion, since i don't live near any big congested cities, really. Plus, I'd just drive around all the big cities along the way. I would drive as far north as i can into some really remote part of Canada and start a farm...maybe dig some huge ditch around it that you can only get across with a big wooden plank and out of with a ladder.

...oh yeah, i'd also pick up some hot, unbitten chicks along the way to repopulate the world. :)

[Big Pixel Zombies]

Fun, then gets boring fast

Once you get to around level 14, the game gets boring. It just seems like an endless repetition of monsters with no variation. Once you get the top armors/weapons, you'll get so bored that you'll purposefully kill yourself just to end the game.

There's promise to this game, but there's no direction to it, whatsoever.

[Governor of Poker 2]

I love this game

I didn't think there'd be another sequel to this game, but here it is. The most realistic game, compared to real poker, that I've ever come across. I'm speaking from experience, having played poker on poker sites for 5 to 6 years now.

If you're just learning poker, or even just looking for a fun poker simulator to play, you should play this game! Highly addicting!

[Curse Village Reawakening]

Great

Fun game...managed to get through to the end of level 15, playing the most difficult levels. Guess what happens at the end of level 15? THE GAME F***ING FREEZES! I was going to rate this a 10, but because of that bug, -2 stars.

[Zombie Racing]

So buggy

Ok, I was wondering why this game was getting such low reviews. I love the upgrades and the mechanics of the racing/levels, but one major bug really turns it off for me. For some reason, about 70% of the time, the other cars will magically finish the track 1 lap before I do. Even when the position indicator says I'm in 1st, and finish the track, I'll still come in 3rd. I don't want to keep playing the same level over and over, just so i can get that 30% chance the game won't bug on me and actually allow me to win.

Another thing is, what's the point of running over zombies? In order to advance, you need to run over about 50+ zombies to advance, without getting 1st place. The only real way to advance is hope those other cars didn't bug out and you get first, or go around, running over every zombie until you can advance.

Good mechanics, but so poorly executed.

[Bloons Super Monkey]

This is Bloons on crack!

I'm a real fan of top down shooters, but i've never played a game where you didn't need to dodge anything, but instead, destroy as many balloons as possible. The game might feel dull and slow in the beginning, but once you start getting upgrades, the game really really speeds up...literally hundreds or even thousands of balloons on the screen at once in dazzling, colorful patterns. Wonderful game!

[Narcolyxii]

Oh noes! The cookie monster!

...or was it Godzilla? Nice concept, but the storyline seems very weak. Every time I conquered a nightmare, consisting of miniature hot-wheels and flying saucers, I would count down until the little Godzilla flash would pop at the screen and yell, "oh noez!" The mechanics are great and the upgrades are fun and all, but I found myself basically not doing anything once I bought some auto turrets. This is a game that has promise, but needs some more serious work put into it.