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What's up with Pico?

Over communications, Pico looks like an alien. On the main screen, Pico looks like Bevis, more than Pico. Sure, the game was nice, but I think some of these Pico day submissions are getting way too artsey with Pico's character, to the point where he's out of character and doesn't even look like Pico.

Nice game...but PLEASE make it longer

I started off playing this game thinking, "OH SNAP! CONTRA/METAL SLUG REMAKE!" After killing off the 2 or 3ish baddies...there's the boss. I was thinking, "Alright, so, maybe this is just the first boss and there'll be more levels to come." ...and then it said the whole game was over, afterwords. That's why I'm giving this game a 9/10. Man...you have a great, GREAT game on your hands, but you make it so short. I hope you add more levels to this. If you do, I'm sure you'd get a whole lot more than just the Pico Day grand prize out of it...

Luis responds:

I'll add more beef to it next time. Glad you enjoyed the short taste though!

Nice game engine...

Not much else.... after killing every enemy half way through the map, I decided I didn't want to spend an hour killing off the rest. This game will have great potential, if you add in some more sprites, than the current 4 you have; flash bad guy, chest, Pico, tree. Add in a story line, maybe some creative dungeons, or houses, things to interact with, things to buy..those are just a few of the good things that make games like this enjoyable. I couldn't find anything like that in this game, sorry. Nice game engine, though.

ShirkDeio responds:

Did you go into the dungeon and try to collect the Blam sword?

My penis ship blasted them to pieces!

My cannons were vaginas! Slow game, but a bit fun!

SaucedMike responds:

interesting...

Good but gets repeditive and easy

Tip:
-Buy, then spam Longbow archers, or whatever your best ranged unit is in one spot. Ignore all other attackers, just keep spamming. Pretty soon (usually) the enemy will start spawning units in your spamming line. Since you'd have many long ranged units, they'll stop, then take each enemy down fast. Your archers will group up into one big mass, so that their arrows will seem like a machine gun.

Upgrade your arrows and armor throughout the game. If it seems like your archers are too slow, just spam a bunch of spearmen and they'll take the opponent down fast.

Wanna fanta...doncha wanna

Wanna Fanta, doncha wanna! ...Nice game, but I never thought Weebl would sell out to make a commercial flash game.

LOL

Are the singings actually going to appear on your Facebook? It would be completely hilarious to listen to the voices of people singing the Unicorn song, caught completely off-guard by it.

Happy April Fools!

Guys still don't know why there's a poop theme? Look at the Newgrounds banner.

Great game! Addicting!

A few tips to survive in nightmare mode:

Build up a defense:
Go to a side of the map, where the monsters don't spawn. Build a barricade about 3 layers big (at least), then build turrets behind it (mortar turrets are most useful). Make sure you space your turrets out into columns, so that you can walk between them and can easily replace the ones that run out of ammo. The best spot to build a defense is usually along a canyon wall of some sort.

Bomberman Style:
A neat trick you can do to go out and collect the resources is to go (what I call) bomberman style. Put a line of barrels from the front to the exit/entrance of your safe zone. When your barrels explode, make sure you have barrels equipped and keep hitting the space bar. You'll notice that the explosions will keep your barrels that you lay down exploded. So, you can run into hordes of monsters, blowing them all up and be relatively safe.

Just before you run out of barrels, make a "B-Line" back to your base, to avoid being chased by zombies. If you're fast enough, you can also lay an air-strike down, right when you run out of barrels. The monsters will be covering the airstrike beacon by then, so they'll all be blown to smitherines, when the bomb is dropped. :D

The longer you can maintain your defense area, the more points you'll get and you'll see yourself shooting into the high score area. Good luck! :D

10/10

Gets repeditive and I found a bug

This game needs some more depth to it, like dates and animations, mood, etc etc etc. It seems like a really straight forward dating sim, with lots of stats and options. This game has a lot of potential, though. Just keep building on it.

As for the bug, I found that after you're able to call a girl, you're able to call her unlimited times. I got my AP down to about -500, then went to do other things and it allowed me to do everything. ...Basically allowing me to have unlimited AP, without resting. ...And the game pretty much went downhill from there.

7/10 - Good potential, just needs to be polished up a bit, with more eye candy

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