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[Orbox B]

AAHGHH ACHING HEAD!

Feels like my head is ready to burst from all that thinking.

GameBalance responds:

Make a pause.
^^

[Gladicus-ZERO arenaCombat]

Another one from Armor Games

Prepare for an Armor Games takeover. They're DOMINATING the front page, pumping out a new game every day.

[Drakojan Skies Acolytes]

Reminiscent or Gradius or Einhander

...And you get to choose what level you get to play or special weapons to buy - so, throw in UN Squadrin as well and you get THIS game. I love this game.

For everyone that complains they can't get far in the game, so they give it a low score, I'll tell you this, "Wah wah wah!" Seriously, grow up. Play any great classic shooter and this game is no where on par with the difficulty of those games.

Anyways, great game! You should work on a consule version.

[Runaway Kart]

Nice Game

Though, I wouldn't revolve the whole game around dodging obsticles. It makes the game kinda plain, even though there seemed to have been a lot of effort put into making the game. You could possibly switch it up...like firing arrows and such. You could also include battles in the middle of the game, which aren't related to the obsticle dodging, such as a sword fight or a puzzle thing to combine potions to make the antidote in the middle of the game. It would add a lot of depth to the game. Otherwise, it kinda gets repeditive fast, though. I do, however, like the artwork in this game.

[Corpses of the III Reich]

You're my sugarlump, pumbyumbyumpkin?

I know where that was ripped from. I don't know why i'd ever pay for a game, where I'd need to listen to that the whole game. Boring as freaking hell. Then I saw that head pop out from the pendulum of death. That's the cheapest scare tactic EVER. After that, I decided this game is worthless if it had to resort to that crap.

[McDonald's videogame]

Very hard, addicting game!

I made it to year 2022. It's so hard to stay in business when so many environmentalists and obesity organizations are destroying your business.

[WWEi - Raw Edition]

WWE?

WWE? More like a ballet drama. WWE is weak and slow as hell. Ultimate Fighting Championships is where it's at. That's the real deal, right there.

MessiaH responds:

I saw that once, a guy broke his arm and wanted to continue fighting. Pretty cool.

[Elf Girl Sim Date RPG]

Nice

Good job! I got a thing for elf girls. ^_^

[StarCraft FA 3]

Got the hang of it

Nice game, I got up to the middle of the second stage on Normal difficulty. Hard game, but it's fun. Very predictable password, lol.

[The REAL revenge.]

Thanks Tom and Wade

Hahahaha, thanks for putting this stuff up. Glad to know you guys didn't make the site just to appease the crowds. It's hallarious reading the reviews for people expecting "excellent and decent movies", and how pissed off they get watching it. Read the title, douches. This is Newgrounds, if you want to watch Oscar worthy films or whatever, go to some other site. You guys really need to lighten up, Newgrounds wasn't meant to be serious, after all.

Doodieman responds:

thank you NEO you ROCK AND YOU ARE SUPER SMART FOR GETTING MY CARTOON YOU ARE THE GREATEST FAN OF NEWGROUNDS IN THE WHOLE WORLD.