Total Medals Earned: 628 (From 118 different games.) Total Medal Score: 12,515 Points
Medals Earned: 3/15 (60/405 points)
Beat the game
Get a full planet
Beat the game without continuing
Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
Get a chain of 10+
Get a multiplier on a boss
Heal an enemy ship
Have a spike at the end of the game
Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
Kill 1000 enemies
Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
Convert a boss into a spike
Medals Earned: 1/5 (100/500 points)
Complete the main game.
Have more than 20 arrows on screen at once.
Buy all of the upgrades.
Kill the final boss in under 20 seconds.
Kill each type of Dinosaur at least once.
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/115 points)
Kill 20 enemies
Kill the first boss
Complete the game
Kill the 3rd Boss
Obtain 20 stars
Medals Earned: 1/4 (10/185 points)
Beat The First Boss
Beat The Second Boss
Beat the 3rd boss
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/375 points)
Politely decline
Find the secret spot
Politely accept
Adore the graphics, double jump, change the track...
Defeat Clown
Kill 50 agents (in one session)
Kill 100 regular enemies (in one session)
Kill 10 zombies (in one session)
Defeat Sheriff
Kill 20 uber agents (in one session)
Defeat Savior
Stockpile 500 points
Buy all weapons
Medals Earned: 3/9 (30/270 points)
get to level 28
get to lvl 9
get to level 22
Get the bad ending
vote on 3 maps
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 16/20 (390/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Blow up a jeep
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over 2 hours
Medals Earned: 8/9 (285/335 points)
Guide Valentine to safety!
Guide Burt to safety!
Guide Earl to safety!
Guide Heather to safety!
Guide Melvin to safety!
Guide Mindy to safety!
Round up the troops.
Rescue EVERYONE!
Only save the women.
Medals Earned: 25/40 (270/445 points)
10 Fat goths killed
10 Fat hippies killed
10 Fat metal guys killed
10 Fat punks killed
10 Fat rappers killed
10 Girls goth killed
10 Girls metal killed
10 Girls punk killed
10 Girls rappers killed
10 Small goths killed
10 Small hippies killed
10 Small metal guys killed
10 Small punks killed
10 Small rappers killed
5 Enemy killed
Emo superkicks called
Mamas called
First win
Game is passed for emo
Goth gang is destroyed
Hippy gang is destroyed
Mama killed mama
Metalist gang is destroyed
Punk gang is destroyed
Rapper gang is destroyed
10 Fat emos killed
10 Girls emo killed
10 Small emos killed
First blood
Game is passed for metal guys
Goth superkicks called
Hippy superkicks called
Metal guys superkicks called
Punk superkicks called
Rapper superkicks called
Emo gang is destroyed
Game is passed for goths
Game is passed for hippies
Game is passed for punks
Game is passed for rappers
Medals Earned: 6/10 (70/220 points)
Have a total of 10 students *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach Exca-Grade weapon *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach Grade 30 Student *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Do 10 hunt quests *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Do 10 errand quests *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Graduate 30 students *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Win 10 tournaments *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Reach 600G/Week income *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Kill the Apprentice *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*
Finish Year 1 Perfectly *MUST BE IN HARD MODE*